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Your new favourite weekend t-shirt.

Funny tees for dog people, golfers, festival goers and beautifully unserious adults.

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“Soft tees. Sharp jokes.”

— a real human, probably

2 for
£44.99

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The tees doing all the heavy lifting.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

£30.00

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

£30.00

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

£28.00

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

Pick up where you left off.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

£30.00

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

For people whose dog has a better social life than they do.

Bundle deal

Any 2 tees for £44.99

Mix any two tees from any collection. One for the dog walk, one for the questionable life choice.

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30 days, no questionable judgement.

Printed on demand

Made to order to reduce waste.

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Built for the bits of life that actually matter.

Weekend Uniform makes funny, wearable t-shirts for the things people actually care about — dogs, golf, festivals, weekends, and not taking any of it too seriously.

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